Superman

The following is an email I received verbatim, September 2009.

“Wondering if you are booked on December 12?  I need a Superman and I think you’d be great for it.  Below is the costume – although you come with your own muscles, so does the suit   He comes with a latex wig, but we would like to use your hair because the wig is just freaking ridiculous.”

Yes, the wig is ridiculous… only the wig.