With tongue firmly planted in cheek, here we go!
Broadcast earlier on GNN, I’m at the anchor desk reporting on clearly one of the world’s biggest events, ever; the world (in)famous 463thrd annual Vegas(dot)Ninja Marathon.
Celebrating the Annual international day of the Ninja this annual event is the biggest thing you never saw coming, or going, or standing still. The throngs of supporters lining the iconic Las Vegas Strip were clamoring to not see the ninjas. In fact, if you think you saw a Ninja it was only because it allowed itself to be seen to distract you from the droves of other passing Ninjas; they’re crafty like that.
I hope you can make it out to the next Vegas(dot)Ninja marathon so that you too can not see ninjas.